Highfields Amateur Radio Club
Fun & Games Pages.

Sign Fun.

Caution, men at work. women work all the time, men have to put up signs when they work.
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Being a wheelchair user myself I found this sign both hilarious and sad:

Wheelchair access meeting. please take the stairs to lower ground floor 1.


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Some funny snapshots of signs from the USA...
Deja vu presents showgirls. 50 beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones.
kids menu: key lime pie, cold beer.
There's plenty of room for all god's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes. (resturant advertising sign).
emergenies welcome by appointment, with the phone number.
no trespassing without permission.
And my favourite one from this lot is:

How the heck do I get out??
one way, pointing left. exit, pointing right.
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Danger. Beware of the ham radio operator.


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learn chinease, has it's own page for screen readers.
link for screen readers


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At the Travel Agency:

"Go Away"


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staff notice. due to escalating costs, increased competition and a keen desire to stay in business it is necessary to change our terms of employment. it will now be necessary to do something called work in between the coffee, lunch, tea, toilet and smoking breaks. it is the managements intention to call this the work break.


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In the Camping Shop:

"Now is the summer of our discount tents"


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men, no shirt no service. women, no shirt free drinks.
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At the Clairvoyants:

"Closed due to unforseen circumstances"


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In an airplane toilet:

"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately"


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At the Vet:

"Back in five minutes. Sit... Stay!"


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At the gynaecologist's:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix"


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At the plastic surgery:

"We can help you pick your nose!"


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At the optitcians:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


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On a maternity room door:

"Push. Push. Push."


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In front of a funeral directors:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."


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In the non-smoking area of a restaurant (before the ban):

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take the appropriate action."


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Outside an exhaust centre:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


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On the side of a plumber's van:

"We repair what your husband fixed."


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On another plumber's van:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."


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On an electrician's van:

"Let us remove your shorts."


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