A young Arab sailor, Fazoola,
In Tahiti got put in the cooler.
The reason was that
He sprayed paraquat*
On grass skirts of gals dancing hula.
*weed killer.
I had a dog; his name was Rover.
He was brown and white and fuzzy all over.
He was as cute as sugar babies.
Sure was a shame when he got rabies.
Whether the weather be hot,
or whether the weather be not,
we'll weather the weather,
whatever the weather,
whether we like it or not.